40, Adebowale St,
Ajase Poki-poki, drive
Sept. 19, `11.
D HR Mgr
Dangote Grp of Companies
APPLICATN 4 D POST OF A MARKETIN MGR
Me saw ya ad. in da Punch Nwspaper dropd d oda day & me likey d vacancies, but most of all, d vacant office of da Markettin Mgr., (brave muv, u myt say, lolz) and in response 2 da ad, decided 2 4ward ma apps, cos imma luv 2 work wit guys in ur groove.
Am a young dude of a lil` bit ova 20yrs of age who luvs 2 work wit peeps who gat i-level of focus like ur organizatn **winks**. I finished 4rm da "1st & da Best", u dig, 1 & only "Premier Uni." (...u intimidated, lolz, dnt b dude!), U.I wit 1st class honors in Markettin a coupla months back and decided 2 skip dat "ish" called NYSC, cos I aint gat tym 4 dat holy-drab. Imma spare u d long tin by fixn ma CV & all oda Pry and Sec. school "ish" u peeps myt need.
I aint doubtin d fact dat u guys r gonna employ me cos I was roflmao wen I tore da suposed promotion leta ma ex-boss gav me all in a bid 2 tie me 2 his f**ked company **tongues out** due 2 ma indispensability.
Lukin 4wrd 2 hearin 4rm u, dude, but till den, imma stay unda d radar.
Btwn @payroll officer: Imma giv u d acct numba I want ma salary paid in2 cos som of dis nu-generatn banks r whack & cant b trusted. @personnel: I`d prefer if ma official ride is a jeep cos imma oppress all `em ladies in ma hood big-tym not forgettin sayin "hi" 2 ma ex-boss. I know u dig.
Tis ur boi,
Hardeydharyour "Sussed-n-Sassy" Horlarwarley
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